Monday, 12 November 2012

9th November: A Stressful Experience, an Amusing Anecdote


The next day we managed to pack up and leave by 8.45, not bad going for us. The walk into town with all our bags was a challenge, especially since wheeled suitcases are definitely not designed with huge flights of stone steps and uneven, potholed tarmac in mind. We made it eventually though and, as luck would have it, a bus going to Lidavia Palace (or, if you’re interested: Лівадійський палац in Ukrainian, Ливадийский дворец in Russain and Livadiya sarayı in Crimean Tartar) was waiting at the stop.

Typically, the palace didn't open till ten, leaving us with twenty minutes to wander the grounds and look at the views over the coast. As soon as it opened we made our way to the ticket booth and were able to get student tickets even though our student cards were from Russia. At any rate, the visit was worth more than the meagre entry fee, as the palace was steeped in interesting Ukrainian history. The estate was formerly granted to Lambros Katsonis before becoming a possession of the Potocki family and then of the Russian imperial family, who had a large palace, a small palace and a church built there, and used it as a summer residence in the 1860s. Alexander II often visited the estate, whilst his successor Alexander III lived and died in the smaller palace. Following Alexander III’s death, his son Nicholas had both palaces torn down and replaced with a larger building, which was influenced by the Renaissance palaces he and his wife had seen during their travels in Italy. The palace as it stands today was completed in 1911.

Most importantly, however, was the role the palace played in contemporary history as the location of the Yalta Conference, February 4-11, 1945, the second of three wartime conferences between Britain, the United States and the Soviet Union to discuss Europe’s post-war reorganisation. The other conferences were held in Tehran in 1943 and in Potsdam in July 1945. Consequently, not only did the self-guided palace tour include information boards regarding the palace’s nineteenth-century history, but also interesting details about the decisions that were made in each room and even the very places where President Franklin D. Roosevelt, Prime Minister Winston Churchill and General Secretary Joseph Stalin sat around the conference table.

After we had made our way to the exit via the typically strategically-placed gift shops selling all the usual tat that no one can possibly ever actually need, we made our way back to the bus stop, where we sat on a bus and waited for it to fill up enough to depart. Somehow we missed our stop and ended up at the central bus station, where we were unable to get our planned bus. After bartering unsuccessfully with several taxi drivers and even getting in one taxi before realising he had misunderstood where we wanted to go, we took an alternative bus going to the Ai-Petri mountain peak, (Ukrainian: Ай-Петрі, Russian: Ай-Петри, Crimean Tatar: Ay Petri), where you can ride the longest cable car in Europe.

Everything was against us that day; not only did we have to wait for over fifteen minutes for the bus to leave, but the journey was long and slow through the mountains – far longer than anticipated. When our bus broke down in the middle of nowhere, it felt like there was no hope. We waited another fifteen minutes before another bus came, and by the time we actually reached the cable car it was 2.45, only fifteen minutes before the time we had planned to set off for the station from the centre of Yalta, which was an hour away.

Just as we were debating whether we had time to even go up the cable car after all, our question was answered for us by the manager announcing that the cable car wouldn't operate until full, which meant waiting for another group of people to come along, and who knew when that might be. In despair, we asked if any taxis were going from the area. Before we knew it we’d agreed to a price of 100hrn and were being led over to a nearby car by a gruff middle-aged man, who emptied the boot of crates and loaded it up with our luggage. It was only when we were already on the way and hurtling through the precarious mountain roads that we realised we had just got into the car of some random Ukrainian.

As we were driving into Yalta the driver came up with a new suggestion; he would drive us all the way to Simferopol for 45hrn (£38). Since we’d paid 35hrn on the way there anyway, this seemed like a pretty good deal, and as soon as we realised, we snapped it up. It was at this point that I realised we were already red-lining on petrol and wondered whether it would be rude to point it out, since the driver was probably already aware of this fact. I decided to preserve the peace since, by all logic, he should know his car well enough to know after how many miles the petrol tank would actually run dry…

We arrived in Simferopol at 4.30, early and all in one piece – our risk had paid off. We had just under an hour and a half to gather supplies and grab something to eat before heading to the train, which sounds a lot longer than it actually turned out to be, by the time we had found a half-decent food shop which sold more than bread and meat. I could only find bread, crisps and cereal, and the guys ended up buying a whole roast chicken.

On entering the station we discovered that our train left at 6.20 and not 6pm as we’d thought, leaving us a bit of time to make our way to the platform, laden down with our bags of clothes, supplies and McDonald’s. Sitting in our cabin and scoffing down the crappy fried food we’d bought was a feeling close to elation. It was at this point that the conductor came round and told us, to our confusion, that we had to buy eight teabags for our cabin, despite the fact that Sean had brought teabags and a cup with him. It was according to some план, which I can only assume is something distinctly Russian or Ukrainian as I can’t begin to get my head around it.

By 9.30 we were all exhausted and ready to sleep, especially with the prospect of an early-morning border check looming on the horizon. 

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